What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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