- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

knock knock come in

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Spread the net.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Leave her alone...

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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