Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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knock knock come in

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Spread the net.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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