Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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a man walks into horse bar

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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