What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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