What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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No. Yes.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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