What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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space is fun

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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