- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I like hats XD!

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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