Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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