- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

69 Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

your a towel.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

a ginger has a soul

Woman's rights

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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