What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I saw a shovel once.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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