Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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pineapples

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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