- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

I lost my tractor.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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