Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Your Mom.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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