- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

So a black man hails a taxi...

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hearpin my durp

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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