- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

God is real

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

this girl died

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Woman's Rights

Why did I get raped

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Gays

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

women's rights

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