Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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asian, do math

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Penis

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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