What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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penis

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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asian, do math

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