- Anti Joke

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

I'm gay. No homo.

Alex Eggbert

knock knock who's there aids

knock knock come in

for keeps?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Ryan Chang is funny.

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