A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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