Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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buttcrack thumbs up

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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