- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

The cow went moo

womens rights

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Women's rights...

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Meow.

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