A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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WNBA

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Minecraft.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Once upon a time.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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