Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Penis

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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