- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How did th-A fridge.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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