What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Penis.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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