What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Weiner

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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You smell like shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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