- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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