- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

19th amendment

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Jason Connor.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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