roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

involved parents.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Alex Eggbert

YOLO.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Where's my shotgun

I hate blackniggers

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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