Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the fish say? Moo

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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