Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did the fish say? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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