A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Penis

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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