Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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68 :)

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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