- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Oh, I must be hearing things.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Johan showering. . . AWK

LOL May Wong

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Stop being a centipede

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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