how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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