What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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