what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Dani barton= lovely

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Gay's rights

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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