What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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