Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo daddy!

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

motley crew

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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