I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what happens during a climax apples

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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bob saget

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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The WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Anti Joke

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