- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

what's red and blue? your heart

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

I am a nigger.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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