What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Civil Rights.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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