Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

i like tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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