- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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