- Anti Joke

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.