- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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