Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Your time.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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