Soccer...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

thumb_up thumb_down -19

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's that in the road.... a-head?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

thumb_up thumb_down -23

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops