Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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