A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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she wasn't 18

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Guess What! HI!

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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obama

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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