- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Not Steve Jobs

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Penal Dysfunction

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

You are Nerochan right?

knock knock who's there police

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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