- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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