how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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