Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

That's not what she said.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

ecks! why zee?

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

WNBA

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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