- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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