Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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