Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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a potato flew around my room

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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