Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is cold? Winter

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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