- Anti Joke

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.