Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

dead battery come on down

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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