- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

dead battery come on down

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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