- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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