Soccer...

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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