- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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