- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want a balloon? yeah

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

ecks! why zee?

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

wanna hear a joke? no.

Women's rights.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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