- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The Game.

how now brown cow. WTF.

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