- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said I hate niiggers

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Robin, get in the batmobile.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Darude - Sandstorm

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Knock, knock. answers door

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

I said I hate niiggers

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Robin, get in the batmobile.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Darude - Sandstorm

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door